Being a grammar nazi has its pros and cons but I must admit that I really can’t help it. One of the pros is that there are plenty of fucktards out there who have brilliant ideas but they can’t spell worth a shit. For example: as I’m browsing through one of the numerous sites that I obtain my images from, I run across an ecard that we all know and love. The caption was funny as fuck but whoever created the image absolutely MURDERED it with poor spelling and grammar. This shit happens on a regular basis too, by the way.
Sooooo… I come along. I would love to post the image but my followers hold me to higher standards than that and give me bloody hell over ANY mistakes regarding spelling, grammar and sometimes punctuation. Which is perfectly fine because that ensures that the material I produce is top-notch, well written and more often than not, free of errors. You can bet your silly ass that if there is an error, I am damn sure going to hear about it.
How do I handle the situation I have portrayed to you? Simple… I take the same image, clean up the fucktard’s mistakes and structure the language properly. VOILA!!! Now, don’t get me wrong… I refuse to take credit for someone else’s idea but I also refuse to post TRASH. The moral to this story is: before bitches start whining about me stealing their shit, I wanted to let it be known that this is how I choose to play the game. My followers know what’s up and I am fairly certain that they appreciate the fact that I hold myself up to not only my standards, but their standards as well. I don’t want to hear any bitching and moaning because Atlas had to come and clean up your mess. If you’re going to take the fucking time to do something then do that shit right; if not, I will. Plain and simple. That’s my motherfucking mantra.
Much love, Atlas