I hereby declare National No Bra Day the greatest holiday EVER!!!
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Be careful what you ask for. lulz
A man is bored of the usual ice cream flavors so he walks into the ice cream bar and demands for an ice cream that tastes like fish and chips, the ice cream man disappears into the back room for ten minutes and returns with an ice cream cone.
He gives it to the man who licks it, “Wow! that does taste of chips, but what about the fish?”
The ice cream man replies, “Turn it around,” the man turns it around and licks it.
“Wow! it does taste of fish! Now make me one that tastes of roast and peas!”
The ice cream man disappears into the back room for twenty minutes and returns with another ice cream cone.
He gives it to the man who licks it. “Amazing! Roast! But what about the peas?”
The ice cream man replies with, “Turn it around.” The man turns it around and licks it.
“Incredible! It does taste of peas! Now make me one that tastes of a hot woman’s pussy!”
“That’s tricky, give me an hour.” the ice cream man replies.
The ice cream man disappears into the back room for one hour and returns with another ice cream cone.
He gives it to the man who stares at it lustfully before licking it strongly with the full length of his tongue however he recoils in disgust. “Urgh! That tastes like shit!” he complains.
The ice cream man simply winks and says, “Turn it around.”
O is for brOwneye. ;)~
A married man keeps telling his wife “Honey, you have such a beautiful butt”. Every person in the town agrees that she does have a very beautiful butt. The man’s birthday is coming up so she decides to take a trip to the tattoo parlor and get the words “Beautiful butt” tattooed on her ass.
She walks in and tells the tattoo artist he husband thinks she has a beautiful butt. He looks and says, “You do have a beautiful butt”. She then tells the man she wants beautiful butt tattooed on her ass. The man tells her “I can’t fit that on your ass, it takes up too much space. But I tell you what, I will tattoo the letter B on each cheek and that can stand for beautiful butt. She agrees and gets it done.
On the man’s birthday she hears him come home and is only wearing a robe. She then stands at the top of the stairs. He opens the door and she says “Look honey.” She then takes off the robe she is wearing, bends over, and the man yells “WHO THE FUCK IS BOB?!”
